Wounded in Battle

If there was an announcer at our kickball game yesterday it would have gone like this:

"Lane Phelps up to bat. Man on first. She line drives it down the third base line. She takes off at lightning speed. but...oh...wait...no...it can't be...but yes folks, lane phelps has tripped over her own feet running to first base. now she is crawling. she is not getting up. her team is cheering. she continues to crawl. She finally gets up with about a yard to go and she is SAFE folks!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!"



BATTLE WOUND